Swamps of Dagobah Yet another poster on r/AskReddit worked as a nurse and recounted the tale of the time that a morbidly obese patient came in with a perirectal abscess that needed to be lanced (likely due to extensive intravenous drug usage).They found the lady there, lying on her bed naked, dipping the chips into an almost gelatinous discharge from her vagina, and then eating them while smiling as the discharge dripped down her chin. One day, another patient told the worker that the woman had stolen his Doritos, so they went to her room to retrieve the chips. In particular, a morbidly obese female patient had a specific mental disorder that made her think literally everything was food. Doritos Yet another poster on r/AskReddit had a family friend who worked at a convalescent home that housed people with mental disabilities.Turns out that it was actually a gonorrhea nodule the size of a Jolly Rancher, as she had cheated on him months prior, and now the poor boyfriend had an unfaithful girlfriend, a mouth full of infected pus, and gonorrhea of the mouth plus any number of other things. He deposited the candy in her by accident and quickly retrieved it before biting into it, only to immediately vomit after it exploded in his mouth. The person being referenced apparently decided to perform cunnilingus on his girlfriend like he had many times before, but she smelled awful and tasted worse this time, so he popped a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to try and cover up the taste. Jolly Ranchers Another poster on r/AskReddit knew someone with a long-distance girlfriend who flew to visit him in college.Oh, and the poster added pictures of it, too. Even worse, an update to the post revealed that, due to the poster moving to a damper apartment, there was now mold growing on it. However, the box was so damp from his semen that it just sizzled and made the smell much worse. It smelled 'atrocious', and he desperately tried to get rid of it by burning it. Cumbox A poster on r/AskReddit revealed that every time he masturbated, he ejaculated into a shoebox.The context for each story is as follows (NSFW/NSFL, get Brain Bleach ready): Explanation Each of these are references to stories depicting something of extremely disgusting nature that long-time Redditors are familiar with. Cumbox / Jolly Ranchers / Doritos / Swamps of Dagobah / Coconuts / etc.'You like that, you fucking retard?' Explanation In response to an /r/AskReddit post about the worst things people have said during sex, one poster claimed his friend said this.

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